Rix Jamie (EN) — Johnny Casanova The Unstoppable Sex Machine

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Johnny Casanova The Unstoppable Sex Machine
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Glorious... This book is terrific. More, please." Adele Geras, TES"It's like Adrian Mole but dafter You'll luv it!" The Times"Genuinely funny sparklingly well-written." The Independent"Hilariously Funny" The TimesJOHNNY WORMS is a fourteen year old boy who has an eye for the girls. Unfortunately the girls don't seem to have an eye for him. So he changes his name to CASANOVA in the hope that it will change his luck, but it doesn't. Sex remains as elusive as ever. He has swallowed the image of a romantic lover as a caring, sensitive soul. He writes love poetry and learns the guitar to serenade the girls. He prinks and preens his sacred locks and dresses to kill, but can't pluck up the courage to ask a girl out. He's a mass of hormonal confusion, hopelessly in love with any girl who will give him the time of day unless they're Deborah Smeeton.In Johnny Casanova The Unstoppable Sex Machine Johnny runs into the opposite sex for the first time and discovers hormones he never knew he had down his boxer shorts. And is he the unstoppable sex machine? Well, Johnny thinks he is. His best friend Ginger may tell him that "girls is trouble", but when love's thunderbolt strikes in the form of Alison Mallinson or a beautiful vision in purple, what can Johnny do? Is it his fault he's irresistible?ON KISSING ALISONSoggy wet lipswith cold saliva on.Soggy wet cheeksAll running with goo.Soggy wet teethIt sounds disgusting,BUT,If I have to have a kiss,I hope it's with you. (Johnny Casanova - the gigolo with the wigolo)

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