Pidd Stuart (EN) — Filthy Hampshire Limericks

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Warning: These limericks are for broadminded adults only as they are, as the name suggests, somewhat filthy. In fact, make that downright filthy. The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile. Stokes BayA man once went down to the beach at Stokes BayThere he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they sayThere was soon a howl of protestPeople objected to the vim and zestOf his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into playPurbrookThere was an unfortunate woman from PurbrookWho repeatedly for a man was somehow mistookSo she would lift her skirt and show her large clitAnd open up her blouse and display her right titMen said 'Please Mister, may we have another look?'