— Big Ass Book of Jokes

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SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERSDon’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everythinga??from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.a?? Why don’t women blink during foreplay?They don’t have time.a?? Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.a?? The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.a??That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, a??This smells more like whisky.”a??Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. a??Another miracle!”a?? A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at him, a??Shut up! You’re next!”a?? A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. a??That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.a??He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. a??Every time he gets